Straight Talk

Straight Talk

By Layla Anwar

09/01/08 “ICH” — – Americans still pretend they brought Democracy to Iraq.

Keep on deluding yourselves folks. Had I been in charge of your Education, I would grant you free PHD’s in Deceit, Duplicity and Denial.

And for the most “brilliant” amongst you and there are many – I shall grant you an Honoris Causa in Mediocrity.

The 3 D Doctorates and the added M – a bonus from me to you with loving appreciation for your “intellectual” endeavors.

There is a theory in botany, that analyses the lifespan of a fungus. It says that fungus (mushroom is a fungus by the way) only thrives in darkness and humidity and is basically fed on excrements.

That is the most propitious environment for it.

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